Kal El

I was contacted and invited by a rival company about a month ago to work with them. And yes, with the current working conditions and the unnecessary workload I am burdened with, I agreed to submit my application. They've called me again to express their interest and the possibility of issuing the letter when I come back from Umrah end of this month. I have also sat for the required test - for formality sake, according to them and would have to attend an informal interview when I come back end of August.

Will be off to Singapore tomorrow morning via Aerobus. This will be my first visit to Singapore after about 5 years - the last one was in 2003 with Mummy and my little bro for my cousin's wedding. The bus will depart KL at 0800hrs and will be arriving Singapore at about 1300hrs. Since this is a company trip, so there isn't much choice when it comes to transportation mode and accommodation. I'll be staying at Summer View Hotel near Bugis Street (looks ok to me on the Internet) and will be working at Suntec City for the International Conference on Teaching and Learning with Technology (ICTLT). Well, I don't really know what I'll be doing there for leisure these coming four days as I'll have to conserve energy for the Umrah trip on the 9th. meaning that I'll be coming back on the 7th, work for another day on the 8th, pack and then leave again on the 9th until 25th of August.

Alhamdulillah after a week of hard work, full of drills and impromptu presentations I am finally a certified trainer in Instructional Design. Thank you to the Blood Sucking Sicko Company for paying for my training and bringing the Academicians and trainers over from India especially for my certification. Hopefully with this development and the additional certificate I've obtained would open more doors and opportunities for my career development and advancement. It finally pays after 10 years working as an ID. Now to get myself a PhD in ID to strengthen my new accomplishment as a certified trainer in Instructional Design. Alhamdulillah, thank you Allah.

Got this from my sis in law via email... Hmmm it got me thinking how much time I have wasted in my life working aimlessly and for those who don't appreciate my sacrifices... tau-tau ujung bulan dapat gaji (I am so item number 6 and 7) with no bonus and no increment (hehehe, really! sometimes I think keje kerajaan lagi bagus... can rilek-rilek, curik tulang and sometimes jadik corrupt.. opps!)

10 reasons why you should leave office by 6.00 pm, for some of us 5.30pm.

I know someone who is item number 8 - and he got the Employee of the Year award some more tau! (not me, of course)

Never in my life have i ever gone to the office wearing a complete baju melayu and samping but today. What makes it more awkward was it was a Monday. Coming down from the condo, people were looking at me like I was a freak (perasan je kot) but one mamat was really obvious - is this guy for real? Wearing baju Melayu on a Monday? Helloo... it's Raya lah!

So there we were a group of employees looking like Pegawai Pencegah Maksiat wearing baju melayu and baju kurung parading in the middle of the city on the a bright sunny day. Well, to test us, we had a meeting in another block in the morning (I think I've mentioned that our office occupies 3 out 4 blocks in the vicinity, so block hopping is a regular thing to do - but well, not while wearing baju melayu with samping!) and had to walk to another block for th feast. Alah ok lah... makan free punya pasal.

The jamuan raya started an hour late - so we waited and cramped around the office trying to mingle while some of us are busy preparing and some others busy snapping photos. The food was as bad as during the buka puasa we had earlier in the month. I guess the same caterer was hired. Well, nothing much to brag about the food but it was indeed fun having to humiliate ourself looking like pengantins in the middle of the city on a monday morning - if they were to make us wear baju melayu on a friday then it wouldn't be as awkward.

I however think that such practice of wearing traditional costumes to work is indeed commendable as it promotes our culture. We shouldn't feel embarrassed or out of place but proud wearing our own traditional costumes.

Today the office organised a buka puasa treat for all her staff. It was held on the rooftop@balcony of the office with breathtaking view of Kuala Lumpur skyline. My office occupies 3 out of 4 blocks in this vicinity. This also means that my other half will have to breakfast alone on this second last day of Ramadhan - sorry dear (but I heard you makan McD - tak achi betul since the food served at the buka puas sucks)

Yes, the food sucks real big time. There was rice with 3 lauk, 2 savory items and rojak buah plus cold and hot drinks also some kueh. All these for RM30 per head I heard, luckily we didn't have to pay. Whatever it is, thank you to the Blood Sucking Sicko Company for the breaking of fast treat, the baju raya as well as the duit raya, even though it was n0t as much as the last two years. At least it is an effort to make the employees feel appreciated.

Asik komplen je kan kali ni aku nak puji plak. Aahahahah dapat benda baik puji la ye tak? Takkan tanak puji plak.. lagipun sekali sekala... tak luak apa pun... Hint la tu oi. Kalau lagi banyak berita baik lagi lah banyak aku punji... takdenya nak kondem je.

Gini... dah masuk tahu ketiga aku keje sini... ok ler masa lepas 6 bulan probation dulu gaji aku naik la RM250... kira lucky la tu sebab aku berani tuntut janji CEO company ni dulu dia kata lepas confirm bleh naik gaji lagi (nampak sangat la aku terima keje sini bukan dengan gaji yang aki ndak). Lepas tu setahun... 2 tahun takde pun sesen naik... alhamdulillah dekat penghujung 2 tahun i.e. hujung tahun lepas aku dapat surat, ingat dapat increament... eh bukan... bukan surat kene berenti.. lahabau betul sapa yang ingat cenggitu... aku dapat surat dapat fixed allowence... tam bah la RM200 dalam slip gaji aku. Tapi ni tak masuk la epf kan... pandai dorang ni (ha tengok aku puji kompeni aku kan?)

But yang paling best bulan 7 hari tu dapat lagi satu surat... saspen tau kat sini kalau dapat surat dari kompeni... dorang buat salary review untuk ikut market katanya... perghhh ok la tu... tapi yang lagi best aku dapat promotion lagik... so dalam surat tu kata my probation is another 6 months and my fixed allowence ditarik balik tapi i got a RM580 increament... heheheh dan terms of service (mileage claims, medical etc) sume ikut my newly promoted position. Alhamdulillah... haaa macam ni la baru seronok keje kan... (puji lagi tu...) ok la. whatever it is, thanks so much la 'Istana Menanti' ni dengan ucapan.. buat la cenggini selalu kalau nak kene puji selalu ek...

Ciao!

Alhamdulillah syukur pada Allah for the promotion. The good news came in mid of July and was backdated to the 1st of of that month and since then I was booked up, busy attending meetings and taking over the workload from my boss.

This would be a new challenge in my life. Never have I felt appreciated as much at work and finally what I have been looking for the past few years came true. Being unwell and given a new and bigger responsibilities at work won't be easy. I have to take care of myself now and prove to those who have supported my career here that I was worth being promoted.

The past half month hasn't been easy. Of course the usual struggle being a diabetic. The difficulties of having to walk to and fro the HQ (well, my offices are located at three out of 4 blocks in this area and my office to the HQ is a good 300 meters from one another - a good end to end walk). the challenge of having to help at my dad's home - thanks to his maid who ran away and most recently (the good 1 month) of suffering from backache.

Visited the doctor and she said the backache is due to water retention in my upper abdomen and making it hard for me to sit and stand for very long. It may also be due to the acid buildup in my body affecting my spine - all because of the medicines i've been taking.

Well, I guess I have to live with it, like it or not. With the new pay, new job and new hope in life, I just hope I would have the support from my loved ones and those I care about. It was indeed a pleasure to be congratulated by papa although it was only through the phone. If it was mummy, like my last promotion in the previous company, she would have wanted to celebrate it with the rest of the family - how I miss her and her TLC.

I promise myself that I would strive my best to serve the company. Thanks Allah the Almight

Ha... aku tak mengata dah lama dalam ni tak bermakna pulak aku ni happy sakan kat sini ye. Banyak la komplen tapi since keje melambak cam nak mampos, aku takde le masanya nak update blog ni... pergghhh dari bulan 4 hari tu ropanya tak update. Dah masuk 3 bulan nih.

So oleh kerana kurasakan tidak boleh jadi kalau tak update... ni la update ku. Kebelakangan ni kat kompeni ni ramai la pulaknya lagi yang berenti... tapi ni bukan lah perkara luar biasa kan... ahaks. biar ler dorang nak berenti...

Aku pulak, hampir 2 bulan lepas kontrak aku tamat (dah ler nak renew contract tu macam nak mintak nyawa... kene remind berkali2) tup tup dapat surat renewal 2 tahun sekali harung... perghh ok ler tu... 2 tahun ler gaji aku jalan walaupun mungkin tak naik gak gaji lagi 2 tahun ni... Dalam happy punya happy ni sekali dapat email dari HR... soh amik surat baru... ada amendment plak katanya... la... tak jadi offer 2 tahun ke? atau kene terminate? Ye la... tengok la blog ni...tak heran kalau aku kene terminate pun.

Ropa2nya dorang ni sudah gatal... 2 tahun tetap 2 tahun tapi ada ler tambahan terms nye... mula2 dulu kata no additional terms... aku dah sign dah offer tuh... la ni suruh amik surat baru... 2 tahun renewal dan tambahannya - 2 bulan notice kalau nak berenti... pergghhhh CAM HANJENG!

2 bulan tuh! Tak pernah la 10 tahun aku dah keje ni kene notis 2 bulan. Macam Cinabeng tul (ahahah tahukah anda perkataan Cinabeng tu telah diterima pakai dalam Bahasa Malaysia - ada dalam Kamus Dewan Edisi 4 - tarak caya, check sendirik).

So, terpaksa la aku sign juga surat baru tu walaupun sampai skang dah 3 bulan aku masih simpan surat tu dalam beg... ahahah lantak la.. kalau aku nak berenti esok aku kata aku takde sign plak tambahan tuh... yang aku sign surat lagi satu yang kata takde syarat tambahan... ahahah sukati aku je...

Working life is as usual, apart from the opes kene potong letrik, internet dan macam2 lagi, the usual craps still happen once in a while. Apek yang selalu buat hal kat sini tuh two days ago kene PMS. Tak tentu pasal gaduh sana, gauh sini, orang tu kene marah, orang ni kene marah... ahahah nasib baik tak carik pasal ngan aku, kalau tak haaaaa sendiri mau ingat.

Hari tu aku dpt surat sambung contract, walaupun dah 2 bulan lambat tapi alhamdulillah... sambung lagi, bukan setahun tapi dua tahun. Haaa macam tak percaya je. Ada ler gaji masuk untuk 2 tahun akan datang ni, insyaAllah walaupun hakikatnya kat sini unpredictable. Kalau rasa nak terminate ko dengan happynya CEO dai sign surat pastu kene heret masuk court muahahaha. Harap2 takde la macam tu kan.

Orang memberentikan diri pun makin ramai. People come and go kat sini tapi hanya sekerat je yang betul2 loyal. Aku pun kalau ikut hati nak blah tapi i have my reasons for staying - very personal tho.

Ok lah. Dah tak tau nak tulis apa lagi... nak mamam ni... Adios!

I don't hate kids - but i can't help hating them if the parents tak tau jaga anak. This is actually really happening right now in my office. Kepala hangguk letak kat mana pun aku tak tau. Ada ke bawak anak datang office. Kalau staff kat sini aku dah lama sound tapi ni officer dari pihak client. And mind you, this is not the first time. Dulu masa kat Klang dia bawak serombongan anak dia, pulak tengah2 buat keje anak dia pun buat taik, abis semerbak bau satu opes. Dah la cenggitu, dibiarkan taik tu kering kat pungkok anak dia, selamba dek je, agaknya dia ingat ada orang gaji kot nak cuci bontot anak dia tu. Opes plak dah jadik macam rumah kongsi. Nak kata macam nursery memang tak serupa nursery, more to a kandang babi - i just can't imagine rumah dia macamana.

That was then. Since yesterday pulak ada officer baru dah berjangkit perangai officer lama, bawak 2 ekor anak dia, gedegang-gedegung langgar dinding, berlari sana-sini, dengan nangisnye, berteriaknya. Tu semalam. hari ni plak officer yang biar taik anak dia kering tu bawak pulak anak dia, nasib baik sorang, kalau segerombolan macam dulu? So la ni ada la 3 anak setan - pening kepala sume orang kat sini, mak bapak dorang buat tak tau je kat anak dia. Ni la orang kata beranak pandai, jaga tak reti - kucing pun reti jaga anak dia.

Skarang ni opes ni bukan lagi jadi macam nursery atau kandang babi tapi macam medan perang. Entah apa orang kat opes bawah kata bunyi orang berlari kat atas - ada pertandingan lumba lari kot kat atas ni.

Yang aku heran, hari2 lain tu tak pulak bawak anak2 pi opes - ada ke sebab ni bukan opes diorang? Dah la hotel bagi, makan bagi, apa lagi la hendak oi wahai pegawai2 kerajaan? Sungguh tak professional!

Ada ke patut of all over 100 staff gaji aku sorang tak masuk bulan ni. Kenapa? Mula2 gaji sume orang lambat - alasannya upgrade payroll system. Lepas 2 hari gaji sume masuk tapi aku punya je takde. Patut ler semalam aku tengok tak float2! Taik aku je yang floating dalam jamban tuh.

Ropa2nya (alasannya) bank salah key in account number. Mak aih lepas aku keje sini 2 tahun (24 kali dpt gaji) baru ler nak salah2 nombor akaun. Dah la cenggitu, hari ni aku tunggu2, masuk maybank2u tiap2 10 minit still tak float2 lagi. Bila tanya accounts dept dia kata bank cakap esok boleh withdraw.. masalahnya bayangan duit tu pun takde. Nak mampos ke apa dorang ni ha?

Dah la contract renewal aku (expiring tomorrow anyways) aku yang kene remind them, which I only did yesterday evening. Kalau tak aku ni keje takde contract la kot. Hai kalau dah tak reti2 nak track contract efficiently, buat la sume orang permanent staff, senang kurang satu keje.

Tak kisah la, janji esok aku bleh sambung carik duit kat sini dan janji esok aku boleh withdraw money. Anak2 aku kat umah tu kelaparan kang sapa nak jawab?

lanChow!

"Perkhdmatan talian tetap anda telah ditamatkan sementara. Sila jelaskan bil tepon anda..." entah apa lagi depa cakap dalam tepon tu pagi tadi... hampeh, ingat kat Klang je yang kene potong2 tepon nga letrik ni tapi kat sini pun sama gak ke?

Just last week orang TNB datang nak potong letrik, kasik surat merah tapi tak jadi la pulak. The next day dapat robot hantau message through the company phone pesan suruh bayo bil. The next day dapat another reminder "Anda telah membuat perjanjian untuk menjelaskan bil tertunggak esok, jika tak bayar... potong!" macam tu le lebih kurang bunyiknye... ahahah aku bukan tape recorder tapi lebih kurang cenggitulah mesejnye.

That was last week. Ingatkan this week dah bayar ler.. tup-tup dah masuk hari ke empat minggu ni terus kene potong... lerrr tak kan tak bayar kot? Apa ke jadah ler bil tepon tak bayar? Bil letrik tu entah dah bayar ke tak? Kalau tak nak bayar bil bebanyak, toksahla buat bisnes kawan oi. Duk rumah bayar bil tepon rumah ngan bil letrik rumah je.

Skang ni kene la kami pakai tepon sendiri untuk call client ke, for business related calls ke (bukan la tak pernah kene buat cenggini) tapi la ni kene la lebih kerap - dah la tepon calls takleh claim! Pondan betul la!

Hari-hari kat sini memang macam celaka dan memang seperti dalam neraka (muahahah macam la aku tau ek neraka tu cemana - tapi aku agak macam ni ler). Entahlah... segala-galanya dah tak best... orang-orang yang aku rapat dah takde, ada la 2 - 3 orang yang masih best tapi tak ler sebest macam dulu - happening! Si polan ni takde, si polan tu dah takde haihhhhh yang tinggal entah sapa2 yang macam tak reti nak campur orang - ke aku yang tak reti campur dorang? Hek eleh... tolonnnnnnn la... aku pilih bulu ok. Bukan sume orang aku boleh kawan ekekekek... aku ada kelas, u know kelas? heheheh

Bukan apa, memang perangai aku bukan nak bercampur sesuka hati - prinsip aku, ko hormat aku, maka aku hormat engko - gitu ler gamaknya... bebudak baru ni takde hati nak hormat orang, nak tegur orang pun takmo. Ada 2 ekor tu duk seopes ngan aku kat Klang dulu dekat 3 bulan, tak pernah tegur pun! Mungkin aku ni nampak muda agaknya so orang ingat aku budak, kene la tegur dorang tu yang perasan dah tu.... hek eleh..... check sket IC tu?

Tapi semenjak dua menjak ni memang aku low profile. Aku datang opes pagi balik petang duk terperuk je kat sudut sempit tempat baru aku tu. Maleh la nak kuar2 dah. I don't care what people r going to say - janji gaji aku lebih dari gaji dorang muahahahah!

Aku ni stress ke hah? Atau aku ni dah jadik antisocial?

Dalam sejarah hidup aku 21 tahun... eh salah pulak... 31 tahun ni aku tak pernah maki sesapa... maki guna perkataan mak punya anu... ni aku nak maki ni... kejap ek...

PUKI MAK KAU LA CHAN MAKAN BABI LAHANAT!!! PUKI MAK KAU TAK SUNAT LA CHAN OIII!!!

Haaa puas hati aku. Perangai macam bagus berangan jadi bos kat sini. Kalau dah advisor tu buat cara advisor la... Jangan nak micro manage sampai semua ko nak amik tau... takde kene mengene ngan ko, jangan masuk campur la.

Aku berapi dengan mamat ni sebab dia la ada ID aku kene terminate. Memang dasar talam dua muka, pukimak dia gatal sebab kencing tak pernah cuci. Depan orang punya nak fren-fren belakang orang bukak cerita cakap entah apa2 ntah. Buat cerita, memang perangai macam babi tonyok.

Kalau orang stayback buat keje time tu la dia ada nak mengspy, buat2 sibuk. Orang berkumpul berbual pasal kerja pun dia nak tau, orang tgk movie masa lapang pun dia sibuk, haaa ni YM tak leh pakai kat opes ni sebab mulut isap konek dia tu ler. Dah ler orang tepon pun dia nak tau tepon sapa, official ke tak.. hello... ko ni datang dari mana haaaa? Aku tengok dia macam nak bantai ngan kerusi je, tu pun kalau larat angkat la kerusi tu, tak pun lempangkan aja.

Dah la mulut dia bising macam cina bukit, orang kuala pun tak cakap kuat cenggitu. Macam la orang teringhin sangat nak dengar dia cakap. Padan muka kene marah ngan client sebab buat bising kat opes dorang. Eeee aku harapkan dia ni pun tersungkur la macam Momok tu.. pi hantar buatPhD pun takpe...

Aku dah bersumpah taknak bercakap ngan dia, so far dah berjaya dua kali dia "hi" aku, aku buat tak tau - takde keperluan untuk aku bercakap ngan dia, bukan dia yang bayar gaji aku dan dia pun bukan bos aku. Kalau aku terpaksa bercakap ngan dia mesti aku genggan jari punya la... aku tak pernah la tumbuk orang tapi kalau 'pukimak' tu aku boleh cakap untuk pertama kali... wahai Chan Cina Bukit, there's always a first time... Aku dendam kat ko, tau tak? dan kalau aku dendam kan orang, alamatnya, bukan... bukan alamat rumah, tapi alamatnya sampai mati ler aku dendan kat ko.

Kalo ko boleh buat kurang ajar kat orang, we can do the same to you BASTARD!

Dalam kompeni aku ni ramai sungguh yang pengecut, tapi pengecut paling besar ialah kepala dia la... ketua dia... si doggy tu... baru sorang kat sini kene terminate tapi main kasi surat letak atas keyboard je... bukan nak kasi ngan tangan. Gitu ler kat sini... no verbal communication, just a mere gesture of leaving the letter on the person's table and that's it - no follow up or whatsoever.
Aku dah kene dulu, my contract renewal was treated the same. Tinggal atas meja and expect people to find it.

Bali kisah termination ni - dah la letak je surat atas meja pastu dalam surat tu tak kasi tau pulak apa sebabnya nak terminate - kasitau serving 30 days notice dan bila last day je... hey ingat orang ni keje main2 ke? Ingat people will be satisfied with the no explanation given ke? Sekali orang saman ko kat labor office for unjust termination baru padan muka.

Things have to be in black and white, peoperly written and explained, baru la orang akan hormat dan pandang tinggi pada kita. Kalau dari nak potong duit sampaikan hal berenti2 ni main hentam keromo macam dunia ni ko yang punya... susah ler...macamana orang nak hormat, macamana business nak maju?

Hmmm entah la aku nak cakap apa pun aku tak tau. Ikut hati macam dah malas keje sini tapi sebabkan i need the money, i'll be strong and stay strong ler tapi keje kene ler carik jugak, lambat laun apa jadi kat orang lain mungkin jadi kat aku.

Ramai yang beranggapan ni keje si Apek sorang tu... si apek yang busuk hati mulut mengalahkan speaker, muka bertalam dua. Takpe.. ada lori ada bas, ada hari boleh balas. Nanti tau ler nasib dia... apa2 hal aku update ler dalam ni... hati aku pulak yang membara!

Skang ni kami dah selamat pindah kembali ke KL. Alhamdulillah bernafas la balik poket aku. Tapi kesian kat depa yang kene travel jauh plak, like Gigann... memang menyumpah dia for the extra time and financial burden on his shoulders.

I am happy we're back here but there are just so many other things yang pissing us off. One of it is perangai planning tak siap yang dorang ni selalu buat... nak pindah plan dah lama tapi the executing sucks. Macam esok nak pindah baru hari ni nak buat itu ini. Masuk opes macam2 yang tak sempurna, toilet tak siap, Internet takde, alot of things la yang tak semenggah orang dolu2 kata.

Pulak sekarang ni tengah sibuk nak sign off the projects and new project came in for me - nak kene buat keje, kene research tapi Internet takde... expect us to menapak to the other block where the old office is and do research - dengan machine takde, tempat penuh cemana ni? My team mates memang hari kene pindah tu dah kene berkampung kat tempat clients so they left the office in a mess la... bukan salah dorang pun, nak check out from their rentad house in Klang pun tak sempat. Aku pun kene ikut berkampung gak tapi esok la aku pegi.... malas nak pi hari ni, i'm just tired.

I'm worried pasal new project ni, suppose to do the storyboard in 3 days time without reference and no Internet to do research. Tapi alhamdulillah as i wrote this guna Internet connection curik dari opes sebelah, the storyboard dah pun approve. Yes i took less than 3 days to do it, without proper reference - I can definitely say i am damn proud of myself.

Kat sini aku dah tak masak lunch, planning nye bila poket dah boleh bernafas sket, lunch kat kedai la but dinner mesti kene masak gak... hahahah aku bukan orang kaya la woii... how i wish i can just makan kat kedai all the time.

Ok la... ni je la aku tulis kat opes baru untuk kali ni, kalau dah ada Internet nanti aku tulis lagi...d engar2 kata Internet dorang taknak masuk, IM pun takde... cam kimak je dorang ni buat decision, nama je multimedia, IT and berangan nak dapat MSC status company tapi Internet takde... nanti la cucuk kat buntut depa tu baru dapat connection kot... ahahah peduli hapa aku... freedom of speech, i can say what i like and what i wish.

Blah!

I am feeling damn angry this morning - over a very small issue. However small the issue is - the impact is big. This is something the Dr Kurang Hajar from the client side wanted in the first batch. And now in the final batch, it is realised that somehow this thing she wanted was wrong from the beginning - bitch! and this is not the first one!

First was the word 'Communications' in the title - i had made it (I and 'Communications' T) and the client had changed them to (I and 'Communication' T) - that was in the first batch and now they wanted it to be back to 'Communications' pulak - itu gatal puki ke gatal apa tu namanya?

Second issue is the word 'email' - in batch one Dr Kurang Hajar wanted it to be spelled 'email' - penat la sume orang tukar balik from 'e-mail' to 'email'. Now in batch 3 they wanted it to be back to e-mail when i've already asked the guys (in my review) to correct from 'e-mail' to 'email' - yang kene maki aku jugak nanti.. these guys doesn't know who exactly wanted the change, just because the review came from me, aku jugak la jadik the black sheep.

Macamana la our education system nak maju, the policy makers, the syllabus writers pun tak tau apa yang dorang nak *harap2 tak kene ISA ler cakap mcm ni* but this is the bloody truth. Just imagine the ketua konten of that particular subject, dah la takde qualifications in IT, ada doctorate in TESL (tu pun English macam babi, cakap terketar-ketar macam orang tak pernah belajar omputih, tulis in English pun banyak visible grammatical and word choice errors) - ketua konten yang tak tau apa haprak konten nye... yang dia tau meeting sana, meeting sini mengabiskan duit cukai yang orang2 cam aku ni bayar.


Babi!!! Filthy Pigs!!!

Bengang la ku cenggini... Ibu goblok tulis email kat team dia je pasal nak pindah. Takde pun kasi tau team aku - apasal kitorang tak perlu pindah ke? - hanjeng la ko ibu goblok!

Ni ha email dia aku tunjuk - Tengok la betapa bodohnya English dia ni.... tsk! Malu plak nak letak email ni dalam blog aku...

Subject: Relocation of **** Team
Importance: High

Dear all,

Please be informed that with effective on (duh) 1st December 2006 all **** team in Klang will be relocate (duh) to our new KL office at Megan Avenue II.

To smoothen the relocation process, I would like to ask for your cooperation to pack only your personal belonging (duh) and had (double duh) it transfered to our new office by Tuesday, 28 November 2006.

For those who stay (arkkk!) in Palm Garden, please also be informed that you must vacant your apartment on (arrrkkk!) 30 November 2006, except for unit B11-14 on 15 November 2006. In the mean time, if you interested (buweeekkk!) to purchase the furniture, please inform me as soon as possible. The followings are price list (wakakakakak!) for the furnitures (wahhhh!!):

- Bunk Bed frame (green) RM 45 (each)
- Single Bed frame (colourfull) RM 40
- Matress RM 40
- Dining table set (black) RM 110
- Dining table set (wood) RM 150
- Wardrobe RM 75
- Curtain - 2 panel RM 15
- 3 panel RM 25
- Pillow FOC (ahahhaah ingat nak jual jugak!)

Please extend this message to all CSSB Klang team. Should you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me.

Regards,
IBU GOBLOK


Damn it la ibu goblok, harap muka cantik, tetek besar tapi English berterabur buat malu kompeni je la... and this is the type of person yang kompeni ni bayar and trust soooo much to become the PM! Tolong la weii...

p/s aku tak tau bagaimana releven gambar tetek kat sebelah ni ngan ibu goblok nye email - but i guess ada gak la relevencenye kat memana tu... untuk Giganstarr, mungkinkah begini rupanya tetek Ibu Goblok?

Bayangkan dan fikirkan lah...

Aku heran la... hari tu before raya duk hentikan payment meal allowence dan ot pekerja. La ni lepas raya ada jamuan lak! Kata takde duit? Ada... baru dapat duit dari client rupanya.. wahhh terus buat jamuan raya, untuk mereka2 yang tak keje hempas pulas.. buat kat HQ pastu suruh orang jauh2 ni datang dan balik bekerja...

Dapat duit tu bayar la duit ot bebudak yang keje bagai nak rak ni... apa kebendanya buat jamuan raya? Kitorang still makan la kalau takde jamuan pun. Tak kebulur punya.. la tu buat tengahari waktu keje... suruh orang yang hujung dunia ni datang.. kos la wei... cost! Semuanya pakai duit tau! Nak pi sana, kene bayar minyak, bayar tol, bayar parking, nak balik sini semula.. dan orang cam aku ni yang sememangnya duk jauh dan travel hari2... wah lau kos amat tinggi! Lebih baik aku pi McD ke, Nandos ke, ataupun makan kat TGIF atau Chilli's... sama gak duit yang abis tu dan makan lebih sedap serta tak sakit hati!

Aku takmo la makan makanan jamuan raya tu.... duit yang digunakan tu hak bebudak yang kerja siang malam hempas pulas, kang makan tak hadam ler plak... jadi busuk je dalam perut tak kuar2. Susah kalau orang tak halalkan sesuatu keputusan yang kita buat. Haaa macam aku tak halalkan duit meal allowence yang kene potong hujung tahun lepas, dan yang aku tak halalkan duit mileage yang kene potong tahun ni... dan keje2 extra yang terpaksa aku buat secara free dan tak boleh claim sekarang ni... aku tak halalkan dan takkan pernah halalkan. itu aku, budak lain? kalau sepuluh orang tak halalkan? Mau tak tonggang terbalik dunia tuan punya bisness ni?

Lantak korang la...