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p/s shown above is a sample using JUSCO Plastic bags
Nature's Miracle Enzyme
"I was like them, very doubtful at first and wondered how could some stinky muddy water save me but after three weeks of dipping my feet in it, my wounds started to heal!" he exclaimed excitedly.
Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng, who attended the campaign, said he first heard of the use of enzyme during the state assembly when Teh talked about recycling and promoting a green environment in the
state. "I didn't really know what it was but I'm very interested with it. Now that I have a better idea of it and I hope more people will become aware of its benefit and start making it on their own at home," he said.
budget would implement several environmental measures to transform
Eco-enzyme is made from the fermentation for three weeks of leftover vegetables and fruit wastes. One has to mix one part of brown sugar with 10 parts of water, depending on the size of container used. It can be added into shampoo, dish wash, laundry detergent as well as mixed with water for gardening and farming.
Eco-enzyme advocate Dr Joean Oon said: "The enzyme will neutralise the chemicals in our drainage systems and save the environment. "We can reduce kitchen waste and that means less waste will be sent to the landfill." Lim later poured bottles of eco-enzyme into the drains at the market and distributed some bottles to hawkers there.
Those who attended the event were each presented with a bottle, a free container and brown sugar. They were also taught how to create their own eco-enzyme at home.
For details, contact 04-8901279.
Photos (c) The Star
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Anyoen knows anything about this enzyme before I give them a ring to find out?
Have u Seen Women at the Urinals Lately?
Can you imagine seeing a
Ladies, no offense, okay, I am neither discriminating nor am I being a chauvinist here but just sharing new technology. Use P-Mate!
Kisah SamDol
SAM: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?
DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum,lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.
SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?
DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 ringgit
*****
SAM: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?
DOL: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!
SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!
DOL: Uih! Kau terkejut tak?
SAM: Taklah... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.
DOL: Mana kau tahu?
SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer...
SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?
DOL: Gula dah habis!
SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?
DOL:
SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner" dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.
*****
SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...
DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada AIDS, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...
SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!
DOL: Iya ke? kalau macam ni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.
SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.
DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau, jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI"
Al-kisah 3 Pontianak Beradu Kehebatan...
Pada suatu malam 3 ekor pontianak sedang bertenggek di atas pokok sambil bergaduh tentang kehebatan masing-masing. Ketiga-tiga mengaku diri mereka hebat. Untuk menentukan siapa paling hebat, mereka pun Cuba membuktikan kehebatan masing-masing. Pontianak A terbang dengan sepantas kilat. 15 saat kemudian balik semula ke pokok tersebut. Kelihatan Ada kesan-kesan darah di sekitar gigi Pontianak A.
Pontianak A : Kau orang nampak rumah TU?
Pontianak B : Nampak!
Pontianak C : Nampak!
Pontianak A : Satu rumah TU habis aku kerjakan.
Pontianak B pula terbang lebih pantas dari Pontianak A. 10 saat kemudian balik semula ke pokok tersebeut. Kelihatan Ada darah bukan setakat pada gigi, malah pada keseluruhan mulut pontianak tersebut.
Pontianak B : Kau orang nampak kampung TU?
Pontianak A : Nampak!
Pontianak C : Nampak!
Pontianak B : Habis satu kampung TU aku kerjakan.
Sejurus lepas itu Pontianak C pula terbang lebih pantas dari Pontianak A Dan B. Dalam masa 5 saat je dia kembali ke pokok tersebut. Kelihatan darah mengalir-ngalir bukan sahaja pada mulut, malah pada keseluruhan muka pontianak tersebut.
Pontianak C : Kau orang nampak tembok kat hujung sana TU?
Pontianak A : Nampak!
Pontianak B : Nampak!
Pontianak C : Err... Tadi aku tak nampak...
Huhuhu...haru...
The Job Appplication
I've read this in email many times before and received it again today yet I could still laugh like crazy. Enjoy, real funny.
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Would you hire him?
What Have I Done to My Life?
Got this from my sis in law via email... Hmmm it got me thinking how much time I have wasted in my life working aimlessly and for those who don't appreciate my sacrifices... tau-tau ujung bulan dapat gaji (I am so item number 6 and 7) with no bonus and no increment (hehehe, really! sometimes I think keje kerajaan lagi bagus... can rilek-rilek, curik tulang and sometimes jadik corrupt.. opps!)
10 reasons why you should leave office by 6.00 pm, for some of us 5.30pm.
Click on the image to enlarge...I know someone who is item number 8 - and he got the Employee of the Year award some more tau! (not me, of course)
OMG! Err...err....Yucks!
"Every morning this guy eats 'fresh' cow dunk as he believes it contains nutrients as cows only eat grass..."
Gross man, but it makes sense kan? Cows only eat grass while chicken and fish eat God knows what... but eating it's dunk? Huhuhu perhaps tastes like 'Dunk'in Donuts? Wanna try?
Hilarious Sing Along Music Video.
No offence but I laughed my head out watching this video - DO TRY THE SING ALONG FEATURE! Hilarious!!!
** This video was taken from YouTube from user Baffalax.
Poke at your own risk
Cuba la... untuk lepas tensen... ekekek thanks Jiji for sending!
Miss Whack - have a lovely day...
Something i got from my email. Have fun!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Hehehehe(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day
