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Tempat Kejadian: Bandar Baru Kelang
Tarikh Kejadian: 28 March 2006 (ingat tarikh tu... keramattttt)
Masa Kejadian: 11:30 pagi

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Something i got from my email. Have fun!

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Hehehehe(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day

Feel free to comment... an email i recieved (with 3 others from the vendor's side) i think mistakenly sent (via reply all) by one of the most quiet and trusted officers from PPK. Duh...

Happy reading.

From: NTH
To:...
Subject: Re: FW: FW: FAMILY

how's the definition? still helping u 2 find it. i try 2 ask some friends here 2 help u 2 look out 4 u.

recently very busy. should hav been 2 penang yesterday, but rcv a memo asking 2 attend a meeting 2day (tues) 3pm, so postpone the flight at 8pm. next wk will go sepang again. another wk go somewhere else, haven't got the timetable yet. there're a 3 wk program running simultaneously in 5 regions: north, east, west, south peninsula, & sabah+s'wak. our officers will be 'despatch' in 5 teams, each team constantly moving from 1 region 2 another region. i know i have 1 in kk, but don know which wk. hope 2 c u there if the date is confirm.

the making of teaching courseware here is making me crazy, the vendor who's doing the ICT subject too slow, hav some internal problems in their company too. i ask around ppl, other subjects (total 13) already passed all their storyboard n hav their multimedia 2 chk on. while v r still evaluate the storyboard, v only rcv 1/4 multimedia which has approved yet. tension, tension, tension. even pimples coming out already. weekend cannot work, hav 2 go outside world 2 spend some quality time wif my 2 sis. my younger sis still at subang jaya n the youngest in IMU, studying pharmacy.

ok la.

regards,
nt

Hahahah best benda ni... bayangkan momok yang terpelanting-terpelanting tuh... mesti dia asik tersekat-sekat kan?

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Hiya there guys. Welcome back.
It's been more than a year since i last wrote - more than a year since I last complained. Well, this blog isn't about complaining semata-mata but I guess the time has come to continue writing. If you realize, the name of this blog have changed - to suit the current developments in my life.

I joined CSSB about a year ago. Seven, yes, 7 of us left ICT to be here. That's one hell of a migration. Things here are good except for (hahaha what's new) some sickos who enjoy making our lives miserable. Otherwise, we enjoy the new gang; young, vibrant, full of creative ideas and very outgoing.

Let me introduce Sicko number 1. Her earlier name was Margaret - named after Margaret Tatcher - suka sangat-sangat panggil orang meeting like it's a matter of country security at risk. Macam sehari ada la empat kali meeting. Later she was renamed to MIMI as in the MIMI in the DREW CARREY SHOW. Memang pun - she looks exactly like MIMI minus the make up. Now she is called MOMOK - MIMI + GEMOK!
Ahahaha later-later nanti cerita pasal the other two sickos ya....

TATA!

p/s: Picture of MIMI BOBECK CAREY (c) Warner Bors. Studios

Istana Menanti welcomes Afni, Nana and Syp.

Eh, jangan kompius entries yang lama-lama tu ek.. Those did not happen here... some other place worse than CSSB i guess. But nothing tops the cruelness of the 3 sickos in this new place la... dulu seko je, skang 3!

Welcome... welcome... and don't forget to contribute.

p/s Gambar sumbangan ikhlas dari BEN.. bahana PPK Batch 1 ler tu..

Have you watched Chronicles of Narnia? I haven't. But i do know that the White Witch looks like Sicko No. 2.

Sicko No.2 ni best friend Sicko No.1, so faham-faham la kalau dah best freind kan - they listen and trust each other la and never listen to other people. Whatever Sicko No. 1 says will be the headline Sicko No. 2 uses. Dah la Sicko No. 1 tu pun tak tau apa-apa pasal the going-ons in the company - it's just like the blind leading the blind, the poor feeding the poor - ekekeke tercipta peribahasa baru plak!

Sicko No. 2 ni we call her White Witch. Memang padan la la.. muka pun lebih kurang gak... perangai pun macam sama je, kejam. Selalunya WW ni akan muncul masa-masa tertentu je. Not all the time and basically jaga the finances. Kedekutnya memang macam nak mampos. Tapi pasal menghabiskan duit nombor satu ler dia. Whenever she is involved in something habis la, everybody yang tak patut dibayar, gets paid. But when the workers are supposed to be paid, their allowences got slashed.

Tapi apa-apa pun the worse between the two is, and will always be, Sicko No. 1: MIMI

hahahahahah wakakakakaak muahahaahahahaha!